6.06.2008

FrOm ThE mOuTh Of KeNnA

  • PUDDING
  • Me: Kenna, come sit down, he're your snack.... it's pudding.
  • K: Oh! did you buy some pudding at the store?
  • Me: Yup
  • K: Oh... what a wonderful mom!
  • Me: Thanks honey, you're so sweet.
  • K: Thanks mom, you're wonderful.
  • ( 30 sec. Later)
  • K: it's all gone... whoops (dropped pudding container on the floor)
  • hahahahha...that was really cool mom, that was really cool.
  • TUB
  • K: (in the bath tub) Mom, i need to pee.
  • Me: okay, then jump out and pee!
  • K: no, I can't that's a safety violation!
  • WORK MEETING
  • People: Kennady, you look so cute in your sunglasses!
  • K: ya.. I have gum (chomping loudly with glasses flip flops, and purse, thinks she's pretty cool)
  • People: Wow, and you brought candy in your purse
  • K: No! It's not candy, it's a treat, candy is bad for your body!
  • GETTING MARRIED
  • K: (comes waltzing in wearing her cinderella dress and glass slippers) I need to call daddy.
  • Me: Okay (dial # and hand it to Kenna on loud speaker)
  • D: Hello
  • K: Daddy, I need you to hurry home so I can marry you
  • D: you want to marry me?
  • K: Yes, you can be my prince and we can dance!
  • D: Okay, I'll hurry home
  • BOOGER
  • K: mom, I need a tissue (showing me a booger on her finger)
  • Me: You go get one quick
  • K: No, you
  • Me: I don't need a tissue, you need a tissue, run and get one, hurry back!
  • K: No, I'll just put it back
  • Me: No! go get a tissue please
  • K: okay (runs to bathroom)
  • A couple minutes later..... The bathroom door is closed...
  • I go into bathroom...
  • K: No, don't come in, don't see me!
  • Me: where's your booger?
  • K: i put it back in my nose.
  • YUP... It was back in...

8 comments:

california smiths said...

Does she watch Lou and Lou safety patrol? That was my first thought at the safety violation comment. What a crack up, I am sure she keeps you entertained all day!

Tina said...

LOL! I laughed at all of those. The things kids come up with. The "don't see me" comment was the greatest. I get asked to leave the room all the time when Bridget wants to do something she shouldn't. kids!

Summer said...

I can relate to so many of those stories! What a funny little girl - thanks for sharing : )

Jess Mangum said...

oh my ogsh.. I was laughing so hard Mike asked me "what the hell is so funny" so i had to read them to him! im sure you dont have a dull moment with that little one!

SKIPR said...

Hilarious! Seriously love it.

Bingham Family said...

She is great. I can picture you as a little girl being just like her. I love to look at my kids baby books and remember the fun things they say. That is a fun post. She is darling.

Sally said...

Super funny. Sounds like little Kennady has gotten quite the personality!

Trapper and Suzy said...

That was HILARIOUS! The booger incident is awesome.